Once upon a time there lived three girls. All were beautiful and all possessed different gifts. The Kingdom was all aglow with laughter and giggles for many years until one day the King stepped into the cavernous hall and heard nothing.
"Wife!" he yelled."What has happened? Did everyone go into the village?"
"Oh Honey" said the Queen stepping outside of her chamber wearing a bathrobe and her hair on top of her head.
"They're not gone. They're teenagers."
"What in God's name is a teenager?" shouted the King.
"Oh dear." The queen remarked turning up her chalice of wine. "What isn't a teenager?"